Adam The Liar

What I had a couple of years ago was that dudes didn't hang around with girls.

They just hung around with other guys.

I came out and I said it.

I stood on stage.

I'd been in the community before.

No one knew who I was.

Girls on the left, boys on the right.

He gave me a microphone and let me speak on stage.

And as soon as I went up there, I went, you guys are all fools.

You go out with guys and speak to guys, but none of you hang around with God.

And since being in the community, the more I've looked at it, the more I've analyzed it, I've realized there is a new problem.

Serial openers.

Guys that run around opening, right?

Now, you know, I mean this in the nicest way.

I really don't... I mean this in the nicest way.

You're literally a shithead.

I hate you.

I'm going to pick on somebody because he seems like a genuine guy, but...

There was a minute before I came up, the guy that's emceeing said, has anyone got any great stories that happened last night?

And this guy goes, yeah, this opener I used.