Same Night Lay!
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What is the concept of a same night lay?
i don't drink anymore i know i do drink wine because you can get at the grocery store on this episode of the commercial break
He snapped his finger. She was ready for the same night lay. Boom. Gamed her. Gamed her. Brought her to the house.
Bam. Gave her $1,000. Vova opened. Good night. Gave $1,000 to the security personnel with her. Boom. Done. Gamed her.
How do Bryan and Krissy reflect on their podcast evolution?
Same night lay. Same night lay. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of the Commercial Break, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy and I are here doing a whole show. Like, we're suffering for content, right? We're just dying for content. Please, somebody send us an idea. We're dying to fill 75,000 hours of this show every month. And we're sitting here for 45 minutes doing a whole episode.
What humorous anecdotes are shared about parenting?
So I'm like, we should probably press the record button now. Of course, we save the best stuff for off-air. But I was in the middle of my snacky time with my Toy Story shortbread cookies. Yes, my Toy Story shortbread cookies. It's snack time. And then I want to nap. I wish it was nap time. Those kids don't let me sleep anymore. It's kind of miserable, actually. Because now that we have so many of them, none of them are on the same nap schedule. So fuck it. Forget it. It's just all over. And now the best sleeper in the house, the one that I had licked, the one that came out of the womb sleeping, the one that was like... awesome you just rocked her for a few seconds and put her right down now she refuses to go to sleep it's as if she has like she's been filled with amphetamines and she will not sleep under any condition and the only person that she will sleep with is me so every time she needs to take a nap or go to bed i have to be the one to do it because if she doesn't get put to bed by me it's not happening that's where you get your sleep
How does the conversation shift to the pickup artist community?
Well, that's what I should do. But she just wants to play with me, right? So now I'm like, okay, time to go to sleep. Feed her a bottle. Okay, time to go to sleep. I tried to record her the other day because she's got this cutest little thing that she's doing. She's mimicking everybody talking, but she knows no words, right? Except for da-da and mama and stuff like that. So she's like... She's talking to herself, having a whole conversation.
What were those things from Star Wars? The little emo... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like... Those things are so cute.
It was the only movie upon which some... You know how in a lot of sitcoms back in the 80s and 90s, when after the third season and things got kind of a little bit stale, they would throw in a kid or throw in a new character or some dumb shit? What's up with that?
What are the hazards associated with closing in dating?
What's up with kids? What's up with kids? They come out wanting more food, shitting all over the place, spending all my money. What's up with kids? What's up with that? Jerry fucking signs up. So those Ewoks, they threw those in there. It's like, okay, let's throw something cute in for the kids. In the forest. In the forest. Obviously a ploy to make more toys is really what that was, because now we can make these cute stuffed animals and all this other shit. It was the only situation, only movie that I can think of where they did that, and it actually worked out to their favor. Because in the fourth episode, whatever, the sixth episode, the third episode behind, minus three, plus two. I know. It's so confusing.
What unexpected stories arise from Adam's dating experiences?
I don't fucking know. They put that Jar Jar goddamn Binks in the movie and ruined it for everybody. That's it. Game over. Star Wars was over at that point. Jar Jar Binks.
I like Revenge of the Sith.
Uh, did you? I don't even remember that one. So many of them. I don't even remember. I remember the first one and the second one.
I think that's the third, like the true third.
Okay. The true third, which was the real sixth.
How do the hosts critique the pickup artist techniques?
Which was the sixth. Yes. In real time, it was the sixth. I know. And then the Chronicle.
Is in the third.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the concept of a same night lay?
0:00–0:41
2
How do Bryan and Krissy reflect on their podcast evolution?
0:41–1:22
3
What humorous anecdotes are shared about parenting?
1:22–2:16
4
How does the conversation shift to the pickup artist community?
2:16–3:06
5
What are the hazards associated with closing in dating?
3:06–3:45
6
What unexpected stories arise from Adam's dating experiences?
3:45–4:08
7
How do the hosts critique the pickup artist techniques?
4:08–4:35
8
What final thoughts do Bryan and Krissy share about their journey?
4:35–1:00:05