Adam22 (Adam)

That's so tight.

The Ninja Turtles, I put dresses on some of them.

It was me and my friend.

We were just fucking around, but she was bummed.

What?

My mom is emotionally...

available to the point where i think that instead of shaming me she just like kind of just like went to a room and thought about what if her son was a fruitcake and uh i actually at least one time in my childhood i heard my mom having a phone conversation with her friend about if i was gay or not

But she said no.

That doesn't sound gay.

No, it was unrelated to that.

Because the Ninja Turtles beat down some dudes.

I was just listening to my mom.

I heard her talking about me.

You know what fucked me up, though?

When I was in Boston, you know how when you're in a city, there's always the manhole covers with smoke coming out of it?

Well, number one, my kid is really interested in cigarettes.

She just thinks it's crazy when she sees somebody smoking.

She knows it's bad, and she'll just be like, Dad, that guy's smoking a cigarette, even though it's like the millionth time.

Because he's killing himself.

I mean, she just thinks it's crazy, and she thinks it's...