Adam22 (Adam)

super crazy like her grandma smokes cigarettes she just can't she can't wrap her head around the fact that there's something bad and that people that she knows do it but anyway she so i see the manhole cover with all the smoke coming out of it and i i recently had a conversation with her about the ninja turtles saying like they live in the sewer or whatever and i and i said to her i'm like you see that smoke coming out of that manhole cover that's the ninja turtles smoking cigarettes down in the sewer

And she just looks at me and goes, Dad, the Ninja Turtles aren't real.

Which I also have had to tell her.

Because sometimes I tell her crazy stories about different things.

Like the other day I was telling her a bedtime story about Pokemon.

And she's like, Dad, Team Rocket's not real, right?

I'm like, no.

That's where we came from.

Bro, what happened to that?

I go to a gas station frequently that has those.

I bought them like one time and brought them in, I forget.

You smoke on airplanes.

Even when I was, like, 12 or whatever, you would go into the Denny's near my house, and it would be, like, there was a smoking section and a regular section, but it was, like, obviously basically the same, and you could just smell cigarettes while you're eating your burger.

I miss it, honestly, yeah.

It's weird that there's so many off-brand cigarette brands.

One of Lena's uncles smokes denim cigarettes.

Denim?

That's the brand, denim.

Where do you even find that?

I've never even seen it in the store.