Alaina Urquhart
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Podcast Appearances
Never have I wanted to re-kill some already dead people as bad as I did those two sons of bitches.
Yeah, every once in a while it'll pop into my head and certain things will pop into my head about it and it will ruin me.
So I also have never wanted to re-kill some already dead people as badly as I wanted to kill them.
Let's team up and do it together.
And remember, punch a Myra Hindley supporter in the face.
Anyhow, I've been jonesing to send you guys my two stories and some spoopy ass zombie ghost lady pictures that I took about 20 years ago.
I'm going to type up both the stories and hope you read them both because they're absolutely fucking bonkers and I still get chills when I talk about them.
First up, I'm 99.999999999% certain that I've been abducted by aliens.
I'm pretty sure about that too.
That or my ass did some spontaneous teleportation shit.