Alaina Urquhart
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm going to type up both the stories and hope you read them both because they're absolutely fucking bonkers and I still get chills when I talk about them.
First up, I'm 99.999999999% certain that I've been abducted by aliens.
I'm pretty sure about that too.
That or my ass did some spontaneous teleportation shit.
Both of which are hard to believe, but the one logical explanation for what happened turns out to be not that logical at all.
Newcastle, Wyoming, 1996.
About the time Ash was born, I think.
My friend Shannon, her little brother, little sister, and myself decided to do a camp out under the stars.
And in the 90s, we did that shit.
Shut up about all your good 90s times.
Well, the four of us were laying in our sleeping bags, looking up at the stars.
We were making stupid jokes about how we couldn't find the, quote, little dicker.