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Alaina Urquhart

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6963 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Yes, the little dicker, because when you're 13, stuff like that is funny as fuck.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Still is.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

The last thing I remember talking about was the little dipper before we all went quiet and started to doze off.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

It was a beautiful night.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

The stars were bright.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

There was no wind, which is unheard of for Wyoming.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

And the temperature was perfect for camping under the stars.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

And then I woke up.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

But I didn't wake up where I had fallen asleep.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

I had woken up near a mile north of where we had fallen asleep.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

No, I hate that for you.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Standing.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Nope.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Facing due north, directly away from town in a small clearing in the middle of the forest.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Bitch, what?

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Fuck that.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

That's the beginning of a really good horror movie.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Yup.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Now, first things first.

Morbid
Listener Tales 107: You've got probed!

Everyone and their grandma is going to say, that bitch be sleepwalking.