Alaina Urquhart
👤 Speaker
756
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
What he does is he basically just bothers your sheep and tries to suckle on the sheep in farmer's sheds.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So... I hate the word suckle.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It's such a bad, bad word.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
The next one is named Stubby, and he's short and steals food from frying pans, which to that I say, same.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So the next one is called Spoon Licker.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And I'm going to let you guess what he does.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
The next one is called pot scraper or pot licker.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And he steals unwashed pots and licks them clean.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I mean, that sounds helpful to me.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I was just going to say, which I'm like, thanks.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
The next one is called bowl licker.