Alaina Urquhart

Desperately.

So badly.

Well, this dude, Mike, was the driver.

He was one of those people who kind of gave you weird vibes.

But since Billy and Ryan were there, it was all cool because they're good friends.

And so we're not worried about old Mikey boy.

We start driving around the same rumored haunted houses and checking them out from the road.

Of course, we're all psyched up and spooking ourselves out about these places and chatting about various things that, quote, might have happened in them.

Then out of nowhere, this guy Mike says, Hey, do you guys want to go check out the meatpacking plant?

No.

I'd be like, no, Leatherface, I don't.

I'm all set.

Why does your family live there?

Excuse me, what?

I had grown up in this town and had never heard of an old meatpacking plant.

Well, hell yes, we want to go to the meat blocking place.

You're like, I haven't seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre yet.

So we load up into Mike's Jeep Cherokee and head down these back roads.

We're traveling along this gravel road when down from a telephone pole, this owl swoops right in front of us and back up onto its perch.

Right?