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Alaina Urquhart

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756 total appearances

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So the next one is called Sausage Swiper.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

and it's not as dirty as it sounds he just loves sausages hey you know don't we all so i really mean sausages wear your head

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

The next one is called Window Peeper.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And he sounds off-putting.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He just creeps outside windows.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So he creeps outside, looks in windows, and then he steals shit.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So he's just a thief.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

The next one is called Door Sniffer.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Door Sniffer?

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Door Sniffer.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He just sniffs your door?

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He has a huge nose and apparently has an insatiable appetite for baked goods.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

These are all my personality traits.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Next.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

This one's weird.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

This one's called Meat Hook.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

what and he just snatches up all your meat that's been left out oh i feel that and he especially likes smoked lamb same the last one is called candle beggar and he just steals all your candles which that would that's just rude that would piss me off do you know how much yankee especially back in the day those were useful yeah i mean i'm just mad because i want my sugar cookie candle so

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yankee Candle Candle Stealer.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So yeah, those are the Yule Lads.