Alaina Urquhart

What the fuck?

The guy that they were taunting in the woods was a literal axe murderer.

Fucking A. This is what you do when you're drunk high and stupid.

It's the plot of every awful 90s horror movie.

But after they left, the axe murderer apparently came to their cabin and looked around, touching Josh's dad's tent, which then became evidence.

They got lucky that he didn't come while they were still there, but that was camping murder story number one.

Yeah.

all right chapter two camping murdys i thought you said chapter two i might have like chop chop yeah i didn't mean to yeah chapter two camping murder story number two was like two years later josh had purchased his own tent at that point because his dad was so pissed at him for having his first tent become state's evidence yeah now josh was like okay great i have my own tent now i have my own equipment

It's 2000 now.

Josh had just graduated college.

Oh, it's the millennium.

Oh, look at that.

Oh my God.

It's the millennium.

It's totally Rufus, dude.

So Josh had just graduated college and he remembers exactly what night this murder took place because it was the night of this big Red Sox-Yankees game where Pedro Martinez pitched against Roger Clemens.

You know who you're talking to, baby.

Fuck that guy.

It was a classic pitcher's duel.

Now, this trip was with a different group of friends, his high school friends.