Alaina Urquhart

Something went awry.

Something happened.

Now, among the residents of Prince Edward Island who remembered her from those days, few, if any, had nice things to say about Melissa.

The general consensus on the island was as far back as anybody could remember, Melissa thought that she was better than most everybody on the island and thought that she was entitled to more.

And she hadn't really earned any of that.

Oh, that's the problem there is when you think it needs to be just handed to you.

Exactly.

Now, whether out of desperation or some other reason, after her divorce, she turned to crime as a primary source of income.

And between 1977 and 1991, she racked up more than 30 convictions for fraud and other financial crimes under four different aliases.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

There was Melissa.

Truly.

Also, I don't know when people have this many aliases how they keep track.

Like the fraud is just too much work.

Actually, the first thing we said when we hired accountants was we don't want to go to federal prison.

Yeah.

That's literally it.

I would like to pay what I'm supposed to pay.

Yeah.