Alaina
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635 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard May 2025
Alaina’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Bergen. Bergen. Bergen. Damn. That was crazy. That was wild. Let's see. Should I do...
Those couple times my soul left my body at church camp?
It feels right. I would say so. Feels right. Hello, my two favorite, absolutely beautiful, badass, witchy girl bosses. Mm-hmm. Hi. Thank you. Your name is Zaina. I love that name. That's really pretty. And we can use the name party. I've been listening to you two for about a year, courtesy of my amazing father for putting me on to y'all's podcast. Thanks, Zaina's dad. I love that.
Some of my favorite memories are the two of us going on hikes together while listening to your podcast and me being seriously freaked the fuck out because he somehow always chooses the murder in the woods episodes. Questionable choice, but hey, it's part of the fun of being hella paranoid and enjoying nature. Oh my God, I love it. Fresh air is for dead people. It is.
I will absolutely freak the fuck out if you use my story for your Listener Tales episode. Freak out, Zaina. Here's a double space. I've gone to a church camp on the Grand Mesa. Is it the Grand Mesa?
Amazing. Nailed it.
Nailed it. We have our own special demon named Mikey. So I've gone to a church camp on the Grand Mesa almost every year for the past four or five years. It's truly a beautiful place in the summer. The lake is such a beautiful pristine teal color and it's always the perfect temperature. The only thing that gives you a slight sense of foreboding is how dark it gets at night.
And that tends to remind you how you're in the middle of fucking nowhere. And if there just happens to be some random ass axe murder, your chances of survival are slim to none. Yeah. I mean, like the axe murder situation probably won't happen. But if it did, again, slim to none. Maybe not for the other people, but I don't fuck with the dark. Or the woods at night.
So I could probably get away, but when I say it gets dark in the middle of nowhere in Colorado, I mean it gets dark.
You see, you know. Keep that in mind, because in the next stories, that is crucial to know. Anyway, moving on. This particular year, there wasn't very many people signed up for that camp, so we all ended up staying in the same room on the second floor of the lodge, which was typically used by the camp staff.
Normally, the campers would stay in one of the many cabins on the five-ish acres of land that the camp was on. This lodge that we stayed in, creepy as fuck. Fucking sinister vibe. I love that you said that. You had to climb the little spiral staircase to the attic to use the bathroom.
Whereas if we stayed in the cabins, we would have to go outside to walk the however many yards to the bathroom hall, which isn't really much better. But the bathroom in the attic was not for me. I still used it, but the entire lodge was just fucking creepy. The room on the second floor that we stayed in wasn't that creepy.
There was bunk beds, but we all just slept on the floor like it was one big sleepover. And honestly, that was fun. I wasn't ever really invited to sleepovers as a kid, so it felt like I made up for that. I'll fight whoever didn't take you to a sleepover. It's true. I don't believe in sleepovers anymore, but I will fucking fight people for not inviting you to them.
I also don't believe in sleepovers. Not happening for me and my kids, but I wish it happened for you.
Because I went to sleepovers. Yeah, we all did. And I loved sleepovers. We all did it.
Oh my God. We should do one that's like literally in the middle of the night. That'd be so fun. Like sleepovers. We'll talk to our people. We'll do a late one. So it's like we can all like watch a scary movie late. You could do like a 10 o'clock show. Yeah. That would actually be a lot of fun.
Oh, yeah, you're right. We used to do it with Caleb. Let's do that. And we can all watch a scary movie together and we can all just like react together. That sounds like a lot of fun. We got to do that. I want to do that, please. That'd be so fun. Would you guys be down for that? Would you do that with us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I agree.
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