Alaina
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635 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard May 2025
Alaina’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah. We're going to do that. Yeah. Thank you, Zaina, for letting us get here. Yeah. So.
Hell yeah. Zayna's invited to this one. No, there was this one girl, super sweet, super kind. We're just going to call her Molly. I love that name. And we learned. I do. I love that name.
My kid's favorite American Girl doll right now is Molly. Mine was always Molly. Yeah. Or Kit. I liked Kit, too. Kit was a butt after my time. I thought you were going to say Kit was a bitch. No, Kit. Because you went like, Kit was a butt. No, she's after the... Did he say, I'm not sure? Honestly, me neither. That was distasteful. Yeah, he said, I'm not sure about that. He said, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. Yes, I made a distasteful joke and our spirit demon friend let us know. I'm not sure. He said, don't leave that in. He said, I'm not sure about that.
And when the demon is saying, I'm not sure about that, you gotta listen. Yeah. So... Sometimes I do that. That was great. So, yeah, the original five didn't include Kit.
But Felicity was my girl. And we learned on night one that Molly happened to talk in her sleep. So every morning we would joke about it. And whoever she woke up with her late night sleep talking kind of weird ramblings would tell us about it. It was always just kind of funny things like Molly singing or something weird. So, of course, I thought nothing of it.
On night three, I just couldn't sleep for some reason, so I stayed up well past midnight reading. Now around 3 a.m. The devil's owl. Oh no. My owl. Oh no, my owl. I desperately had to pee. Like, so fucking bad. For hours I'd been putting it off, which was majorly dumb on my part. So 3 a.m. comes and I'm sitting there contemplating whether or not Attic of Doom was worth it or not.
I'm still a firm believer that it would not have been worth it. Anyways, I'm just sitting there trying not to pee myself when Molly sits up and I'm like, oh, hey, girl, want to go to the demon bathroom with me? Because, yes, I'm a scaredy cat. Molly did not respond. And low key, it was kind of terrifying because she's sitting there head down, kind of limp looking.
And I'm just sitting there feeling my heart drop because what the actual fuck is going on. And then I shit you not. She looks up at the door, which was closed and just whispers no. No. Why did she do that? No, what a bitch. Molly, that's bitch made. And then she whispered it again. No. Stop, Molly. You think she was fucking with you? Then someone knocked on the door super quietly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Molly just laid back down like nothing ever happened.
I thought it said impressed.
That was a good story. It was a good story. We're not even done.
We'll have to see. When I tell you the way I almost shit my pants, like I don't fuck with ghosts at all. And someone knocked on the door literal milliseconds after Molly said, you can let them in. Stop doing that. I can tell you I didn't have to pee anymore because there was no way I was leaving that room. I'm surprised you didn't piss yourself right there.
I thought you were going to say because I evacuated my bladder. Yeah. The entire situation was just giving the nun. And let's just say I was not a fan. I was not going to be the human soul sacrifice. So there was no fucking way in hell I was leaving that room. So I just accepted my fate and lay there until morning. You said UTI it is. I'll go with that.
Just waiting for the bathroom demon to come and get me. I can also tell you that I didn't share that story the next morning. I value my life. So already being a little freaked out, I did not go anywhere alone the next day, which leads us to the next story that involves playing hide and seek, but in the dark.
no i used to love playing that game i never played that all the time yeah now i already explained that it gets fucking dark and at night there's one street light that comes on and it's a useless fucking piece of shit for a light it's right next to the one goddamn building that gives light i love that we're talking about a church camp and i love that zane is just like this fucking goddamn i know i know good
That building being the mess hall and the mess hall lights are always on. They should have put the damn streetlight anywhere else, literally anywhere else. But anyways, on the night on the last night, they always do a night game that involves running around and looking for something. That's fun. And this night they chose a game called Sardines. It's basically hide and seek.
But at the beginning, two people hide together and everyone has to split up and find them. And when you find them, you hide with them. Oh, so you keep squishing in with them to the hiding spot. Oh, that's cool. That's kind of fun. Yeah. Now, me and this girl, we'll call her Nicole, were the original two people who had to hide together.
One thing to know about Nicole is that she has the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard. Like, it's a voice that got her a full-ride scholarship to Juilliard. Oh, shit. AMDA and an internship for singing in Italy. Goddamn. So, like, she's hella good at singing. To say the least. Now, she had the most brilliant idea of where to hide.
Now, for context, on the girls' side of camp, there's 12 cabins, cabins G1 to G12. There's this one cabin, though, that absolutely no one wants to stay in, and that would be G4. G4 is the boondocks of this camp. What's that? Nobody wants to stay there. They don't want to stay pathetic. He's like, please. Just stay there. Damn, he's like endless with us. He is.
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