Alan McElroy
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When I came home, my missus had to scrape me clean when I came home.
And then I flew a long way to go to Melbourne, about seven hours or nine hours and get there.
And I made a video and I shared it on Instagram of me just getting a pile of socks that weren't matched and just threw it in the case just...
Just a silly video, a reel that we do.
And then there was a lady that seen me on a cruise and she flew three hours to give me a pair of socks.
Oh, wow.
That's nice.
She's a lunatic.
She's mental.
That's the actions of a mad woman.
That's a mad woman.
She had a cave-in face from drugs.
She had one of them sort of things.
It was mental.
The whole festival was insane.
She a good kisser?
She was lovely, but she didn't have a tongue.
So you're just licking a stump.
Bulletproof.