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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Last Darts (feat. Alan McElroy)

30 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the introduction about on The Big Show?

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The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. From work days to workouts, it'll fuel your thirst. Welcome.

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10.126 - 32.426 Jase

This is big. To the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keith. Oh, g'day, you mad bass. It's great to have your company on another glorious day in the City of Sales. It's the 30th of April, 2026, and you, my friends, as ever, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.

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Out with outdated hydration, in with Toledo's, the new standard in clean electrolytes.

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40.143 - 43.47 Jase

Toledo's!

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G'day, Mogi, you absolute stallion, you Greek god, you Adonis. How's life? Going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.

Chapter 2: What is the Big Show Big Bet challenge?

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Is that a new jersey you're wearing? Yeah, man, thank you for noticing. It is sick, man. The problem that I have now that I'm a CBD boy is that I'm walking around all the time and there's all these shops, there's all these secondhand stores, and I just go in there with my wife and it's like, oh, that looks nice. Yeah. New top. He's had that top for years. That one there?

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77.078 - 79.745 Mike Minogue

Yeah, that old hoodie. I've never, ever seen it. Haven't you?

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Really? Yeah, he's had it for... That one. I feel like he's worn it every single show we've ever done, ever. Yeah, it does feel a little bit like that.

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Chapter 3: How does Jase plan to tackle his nicotine addiction?

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But you're bang on, Mogi.

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87.783 - 88.745 Jase

Purchase today.

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Purchase today. And what about that hat there with Reburger coloured in with a vivid?

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93.316 - 102.597 Jase

Oh, funnily enough, that was in an op shop as well. I could not believe it when I saw it. It was unbelievable.

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How are you going, Keezy? I'm actually going to have new hair. Yeah, what a girl.

Chapter 4: What are the highlights of the Toy Box segment?

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Jeez. It is a great new hat. I have a black warrior's hat. and it was starting to get a bit worn out, so I've ordered the exact same Warriors hat. Yeah, and it's got something on the peak underneath it, which I haven't seen before. Oh, it's just a little sticker. Oh, yeah, you can leave that on there. Well, to be honest, Mogi, I left it underneath my last one. Oh.

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And I held up my old one and my new one, and I went, I want to make them match exactly.

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Chapter 5: What happens during Telly Time?

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Yeah, man. Actually, just on that hat front, my wife's pretty filthy with you. She went to great lengths to make you a specialised Warriors hat, and she never sees you wear it. Jase. Disgusting. Absolutely right. Jase, it is a Warriors jersey cut into a bucket hat. Yes. I can't wear that to work every day. You look really smart wearing that jersey.

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Chapter 6: Who is Alan McElroy and what does he bring to the show?

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You look really... It's really suited your sort of goofy face. Okay, I'll wear it tomorrow. Good. If I remember. Hey, Mogi. What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? It is the last day before the huge announcement of our winner. We are off to Magic Round. We're going to see every single rugby league game in the world, including the Broncos versus the Warriors over in Brisbane.

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The draw is tomorrow at 5pm. Stay tuned for the cue to call and give us a ring on 0800 HODAKI. Yeah. You're running out of chances to get in the draw here. We're going to do a couple today, a couple more cue to calls.

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It's one of the best things we've ever done in our lives, Desi.

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Chapter 7: What is the Brekky Challenge about?

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And you get an opportunity to come with us and have a few quiet beers. Responsibly.

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Later on in the show, we've got Alan McElroy, the comedian's turning up to have a yarn. You know what? I think he's Irish. I can never understand a word he says. Yes, I know what you're saying. But he's got a certain vibe about him that I quite like. And up next. Hoide J, brother. We're on the eve of you giving up nicotine products. No vaping, no smoking darts.

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You're only allowed to chew your gum and that's your lot. We've got a $100 bid on it between the three of us. Yeah.

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Chapter 8: How does the episode wrap up and what are the final thoughts?

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Keezy backs you. I back addiction over you any day of the week. You've got no chance. Yeah, here's Foo Fighters. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Super Groove there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock and we're on the eve, fellas of the Big Bet, to bring people up to speed.

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248.657 - 256.669 Jase

A little while back, the challenge was put down for me to give up the vape, give up the cigarettes for a month, for the month of May.

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Yeah, so this was me bringing this about because the amount of times you've come in and said, oh, I've got such a headache, my lungs hurt, and then I realised it was caused by the vape. And so I was like, cool, give up the vape. Now, I don't have an addictive personality. I've never been addicted to nicotine, so I don't understand.

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274.457 - 275.398 Mike Minogue

Yes, that's right.

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We've been down this path.

277.321 - 287.828 Mike Minogue

We've given up cigarettes, Jase, you and I, on this show many, many, many times. Oh, yes. We had one very early on. It might have been in the first year we started, and we gave up for over 12 months.

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It was awesome. We went a good distance, man. And to celebrate, we started smoking for four more years. Yeah. But also, most recently, the last two times Jase has given up on the show. Yes. So within the last sort of year, the first time, you gave up the darts. You were on the durries at the time.

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You went outside the building here, and there was a guy you hadn't seen in ages, and he offered you a dart. Yeah. And you shared one with him. And the bet there was that if you smoked, you had to shout everyone at the big show and their partners a curry dinner.

318.391 - 319.512 Mike Minogue

That's right. Yes.

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