Alan McElroy

This is real.

It's out there.

Wow.

It's mental.

I don't know if I can tell this story, but I did a gig.

Probably not.

Probably not, but I'll tell it and I'll see what you think.

I was asked to do the Variety Artist Club thing.

I don't know if you've heard of that or whatever.

And it's really weird.

And I was told to sit with a load of magicians.

That's where the love heart were in the top hat, isn't it?

there's a lot of that a lot of that carry on right but one of the magicians at the table now I upset half the room because I swore but the other half loved it and that was fine but sitting with the magicians they were all everyone made kept making this disappearing joke oh I'm disappearing the same joke every time but what got us me and my missus went out to the bar you had to buy your own drinks yeah that's

Went out to the bar and there was a magician in front of us and he had his bank card glued between two playing cards to make it look like his bank card was a playing card.

And he's like, whoa.

And we're like, hurry up, Billy.

And it wasn't working because the bank card is covered by card.

And in the end, he just goes, I'll just pay cash.

14, 15, just two days, 6 o'clock, which is mental at Kew Theatre Vault.

I know.