Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

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267 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 17 Jun

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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See, I never thought of it that way.
Is that why it's called a handlebar?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's like.
Yeah, it can.
Wow.
That's how you get gum out of hair.
Oh, cold?
Yeah, you freeze it.
Really?
Or you freeze it and then you beat it with a hammer.
Or you put peanut butter on it.
Just thinking of a Simpsons episode.
Don't try getting it out with a bone.
It only gets worse.
Isn't, so wait, a handlebar mustache.
That's a handlebar mustache.
I was thinking of this.
Of the Fu Manchu.
I was thinking of a totally different thing.
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