Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
speaker
267 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 17 Jun
Alaska Thunderfuck 5000’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Last Podcast On The Left · Side Stories: Disclosure Daze w/ Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 · 17 Jun 2026
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I think they're, like...
They want us to get better.
They're praying for us.
Have you heard that they're us from the future?
Have you heard that one?
If they if it moved.
OK, this I'm still on this video.
If it moves at the speed of light, then it would just go.
It would just disappear because our vision is based on light.
So that just like sped up a little bit.
against the walls.
They're being pulled instead of pushed.
It's like Futurama.
It is.
The Futurama ship.
They're like, we actually don't go fast.
We just move the whole universe around us so we stay still.
Just watched that episode a few days ago.
Yeah.
And the smelloscope.
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