Alec Baldwin

I've seen one of the loves of her life naked.

He was one of the loves of her life. I mean, we'd go see him on Broadway, and he was naked. We went to go see Take Me Out, the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed, and all these baseball players were in the locker room, and they were all turned around naked with their dongs hanging out. And he's there, her boyfriend, and I recognize him. I've met him before.

He was one of the loves of her life. I mean, we'd go see him on Broadway, and he was naked. We went to go see Take Me Out, the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed, and all these baseball players were in the locker room, and they were all turned around naked with their dongs hanging out. And he's there, her boyfriend, and I recognize him. I've met him before.

He was one of the loves of her life. I mean, we'd go see him on Broadway, and he was naked. We went to go see Take Me Out, the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed, and all these baseball players were in the locker room, and they were all turned around naked with their dongs hanging out. And he's there, her boyfriend, and I recognize him. I've met him before.

Whoa. We go out into the lobby. We meet them all. And her boyfriend comes, and I'm like, hey, how you doing?

Whoa. We go out into the lobby. We meet them all. And her boyfriend comes, and I'm like, hey, how you doing?

Whoa. We go out into the lobby. We meet them all. And her boyfriend comes, and I'm like, hey, how you doing?

And you can't pay attention to what he's saying. He's standing right here talking to me. I'm sitting there looking. I'm going, and he's looking at me going, yeah, you know, the show and this and that. And I'm like, you have, like... A baseball bat that you stuff into your pants every day. How would that work for you? Let's move on from that subject.

And you can't pay attention to what he's saying. He's standing right here talking to me. I'm sitting there looking. I'm going, and he's looking at me going, yeah, you know, the show and this and that. And I'm like, you have, like... A baseball bat that you stuff into your pants every day. How would that work for you? Let's move on from that subject.

And you can't pay attention to what he's saying. He's standing right here talking to me. I'm sitting there looking. I'm going, and he's looking at me going, yeah, you know, the show and this and that. And I'm like, you have, like... A baseball bat that you stuff into your pants every day. How would that work for you? Let's move on from that subject.

You gaslight me.

You gaslight me.

You gaslight me.

Okay, hold on. After my first marriage, I said, let's have a prenup.

Okay, hold on. After my first marriage, I said, let's have a prenup.

Okay, hold on. After my first marriage, I said, let's have a prenup.

Let's talk slow. You're speaking English in a Spanish cadence, which is always perilous for me. Slow down just a kiss. I can't understand you.

Let's talk slow. You're speaking English in a Spanish cadence, which is always perilous for me. Slow down just a kiss. I can't understand you.

Let's talk slow. You're speaking English in a Spanish cadence, which is always perilous for me. Slow down just a kiss. I can't understand you.

You're speaking English in a Spanish cadence, which is always perilous for me.