Alex Brooker

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656 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 2 Apr

Alex Brooker’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I fucking hate Christmas.

What?

So you, apparently, love it.

Yeah, I'm all right about it.

Yeah, I don't mind it.

What did you say your occupation is?

Professional disabled.

Why are you dressed as Santa?

I thought I was Santa.

You are Santa.

Unless you got confused that we were doing the film elf.

In which you'd be main character.

I would be the human, wouldn't I?

Well, have you got... Maybe take it off.

What have you got underneath?

Okay.

Can't poison them that early, can I?

Oh, God.

Do you know what I mean?

I'm a piece of shit, but I'm not that big a piece of shit.

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