Alex Cox

He said, I think I am being their fall guy. And I'm like, the fall guy for what?

One day or two days before he passed, he said to me, Zulema, if anything happens to me, I want you to know that there is money in a bag in the closet, and it's for you.

I did. I said, don't say things like that, Alex. I said, why don't we just say something like that? And then he said, just in case.

But I thought that if they had been doing something, if he had done anything, Alex would probably tell me. So that's why I pressured him. I'm like, would you have anything to do with this? Like, facing this body, is he gonna find anything? Do you have anything to do with this? And he said, no. I pressed for another answer and he tells me no, right?

That's when he said, I think I am being their fault guy. And I'm like, the fall guy for what? What is it? Tell me. What is it that they're trying to pin on you? What did they do? And he just won't say anything else. And that's when he tells me, either I am a man of God or I am not.

I got in a fight with my brother-in-law and I shot him in self-defense.

I kept getting ideas.

But actually, in the end, she was Bob all along. Yes.

Or you're not going to get the Wii. We all love Wii Tennis.

It's just nice to see all you other brothers look around. You don't got a sister built like that. That's what I like. I look at her and something around knowing that she's representing me everywhere I go. My hot, big-titted sister.

Does this thong right up my ass? Actually, let me adjust it.

I can feel the waves. I can feel it.

I just got to say, I'm looking at this whole crime scene and I got to say, what a life.

I hate Melanie Gibb.

Angels, they do sleep before me.

I bet he comes oatmeal. Oh, I hope he does. Because that's the only thing I can eat according to my religion.

Anybody here ever kill a man and fake self-defense for their sister and then she doesn't even have the good grace to sleep with you? The worst. Still hard thinking about it. Anyways, that was Utah Jazz. More like the Utah ass. We'll take you. Make sure to hit your waitress, folks.

Listen, I don't know if anybody ever heard this before, but have you ever had sex with a black chick? Please stay off the CD. Didn't you use, Alex, you used that joke last week.

Paradox thinking.

I go for a classic gray. I want the tits to be completely sauna. As long as it's mortals, that's all I care about.

Yeah.

Yeah, Alex. You can't do anything right by yourself, Snuggler. What is the point of having henchmen if you keep bungling it up? Oh, Batman. Surrounded by incompetence and fools.

It's fun. That's why, Marcus.

So she's not there.

While he was standing in his sister's house. Yeah, I got her number. Yeah, absolutely.

Kill the kids. Giggity-gig. Sounds like a fun afternoon. See you guys. See you.

Send it to voicemail.

Naked sister time. Sounds like a naked sister time. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Me too. Zulema, it's time for my anointing.

I'm dead, so it's okay.

Not feces.

Pink foam!

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

And then on Sunday, of course, you can catch Henry and I at the Nazi Scientist Center in Hotsville, Alabama.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last. On the left.