Alice Wilder

I came up with these with help from some of my most diabolical coworkers at Marketplace.

You know who you are.

Rima has not seen them.

I have not.

This is like full surprise.

Okay.

Would you rather go into the office every day, but you get unlimited PTO, or work from home, but you get two sick days and two vacation days a year?

Yeah, but do you rather have a normal job with unlimited PTO or work from home?

So, you know, I think I'll pick that.

Okay, would you rather get caught gossiping on Slack or accidentally reply all to an all-staff email?

You have to answer.

I'm sorry.

And you get caught in the scenario you've been caught.

I'm replying all and I'll make it cute.

Okay.

Would you rather be in charge of planning the company holiday party or auditing people's expense reports?

So when I was living in New York as like a 20-something, my roommate worked in marketing for d***.

And she was like, yeah, my boss is like paying for her wedding on the company card.

Okay, this next question is our last.

Would you rather have your worst boss of all time as your roommate...