Alison Rosen

Like, oh, she's working on her second book now, you know?

Okay.

So, again, I don't have a title for this one yet.

Mm-hmm.

But I'm thinking of this.

Me on Drugs.

Any questions?

Mm-hmm.

You know, from the commercial?

Yeah.

Or I also like maybe Go Ask Allison.

Go Ask Allison.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

So, anyway.

Now that I'm in the throes of a full-fledged drug addiction, I'm withdrawn, moody, and prone to irritable outbursts.

Instead of going out in the fresh air to enjoy activities like kite flying or horseback riding with a coach or other trusted adult, I prefer to stay indoors and wear a jean jacket.

also i'm very undependable if i had a watch which i don't because i pawned it for drugs the big hand would be on party and the little hand would be on time but this watch wouldn't take me to parties where i have meaningful exchanges with family members in the church it would take me to pity parties where i do drugs and have sex and commit crimes and sacrifice chickens i wish i could stop but i'm out of control

Upcoming chapters include My Lips Are Moving, So I Must Be Lying, Peer Pressure, A How-To Guide, and I'm a Glass of Orange Juice and I Think I Can Fly, So I'm Going to Jump Out a Window and Then Feed Myself Parts of My Own Face.

I think so.