Alison Rosen
👤 Speaker
814
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
You refer to it as dropping an egg.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Oh, yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
And it does look like coagulated eggs.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Comedy by the numbers right there.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
It's like if Picasso were filmed.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
It came out like a little lozenge.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Does he know she has a penis for her nose?
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
It wasn't a load.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
It was like a jizz checker.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Like a flattened marble.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Do you have any jizz to declare?
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Please take your ticket so that you can reclaim it.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Can you imagine a little closet with just a bunch of hangers with tiny jizz checkers dangling off of them?
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
But I like this jizz better.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
That's the news.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
I'm Alison Rosen.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
You're welcome.
Adam Carolla Show
Marc Maron + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.