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Alison Rosen

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Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Kuka sanoo, ettÀ minulla on kiinni? Kuka sanoo, ettÀ minulla on kiinni? Kuka sanoo, ettÀ minulla on kiinni?

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Minun tÀytyy tehdÀ se. Joten loppuin nukkumaan. En tiedÀ, onko se Moro- tai Health Grounds, vaan se idea, ettÀ voin... Buddha Head Grounds. Minun elÀmÀni. MikÀ oli sinun nukku? Kaikki. Minulla tuli todella huono... Me nukkumme Girls of the Laugh Factoryin kanssa. Me nukkumme Shotsin kanssa, Jack Danielsin kanssa ja vodkia. Oli todella vaikeaa. Sitten menin kotiin nukkumaan enemmÀn, kuten Ray Malandonin Lost Weekendin kanssa. Oli todella huono nukkumaan.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Voit olla nukka, mutta kun menen kotiin, minulla on aina kappale vahingossa. Se on kuin olisin. A.A. antoi itseÀni yrittÀjyys. Kun menin A.A.in ja nÀin ihmisiÀ, he olivat ylöspÀin. Ja toivottavasti he pystyivÀt yrittÀmÀÀn.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

MinÀ olen Bob ja olen alkoholiikki ja ajattelin, ettÀ olen dumma ja en ole niin pysynyt kuin sinÀ. MinÀ pysyn taas, mutta haluan vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin vain pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ. Haluaisin pysyÀ vÀhÀn vettÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

EhkÀ mennÀÀn 7-11 ja katsotaan mitÀ voin tehdÀ. Minun pienteni teki viinaa ja laitettiin meskeliÀ siihen. Ihmisille. Ei kukaan pysynyt pysyvÀsti, mutta heillÀ oli hirveÀ hii, mutta eikÀ kukaan kysynyt sitÀ. Sanoin, ettÀ oletko sinun mielessÀsi?

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Eikö he tunneet, ettÀ se oli siellÀ? MielestÀni se oli meskelin. Se oli jonkinlainen psykologinen rauha. Paljon enemmÀn kuin alkoholi tekee sinulle. MinÀ rakastan ja haittan sinun lastesi. HÀn oli asiakas, kun hÀn oli 6-vuotias.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Minulla oli yksi ystÀvÀni prosessi, johon menin aiemmin, kun se tapahtui. HÀn kertoi minulle, ettÀ Penn State on menossa vuoden aiemmin. Oli hyvin mielenkiintoista. Olimme kÀytÀneet muutamia kÀrsikysymyksiÀ. HÀn kertoi minulle, mitÀ minun pitÀisi tehdÀ. Mutta se oli todella mielenkiintoista.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

Onko sinÀ varma, ettei sinÀ ollut vain ylöspÀivÀnÀ barilla? Joo, joo. Joe McGettigan on hÀnen nimensÀ. HÀn oli hieno. Olimme toisen koulutuksen kanssa. HÀn oli yksi suurimpia lapsia kaupungissa. Mutta haluan, kun he sanoivat, ettÀ Sandusky on syövÀ. Kukaan ei tiedÀ, ettÀ hÀn on syövÀ. Se, mitÀ hÀn teki lapsille, tietysti hÀn on syövÀ. Sitten he sanoivat, ettÀ toivottavasti he tekevÀt sitÀ, mitÀ hÀn teki lapsille. Kukaan ei halua syödÀ sitÀ hienoa työtÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

KyllÀ, menin ensimmÀisen koulun ja hÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ. HÀn oli vihreÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Patrick Muldoon (Carolla Classics)

American Airlines did that to me. They took away something. They gave me these, what are they called, when you can go all over the world? Voucher? No, this kind of upgrade. Magic carpet? Passport. No, they're upgrades, but you can use them for Australia. Vouchers? No, they're not vouchers. We have regional upgrades, system-wide upgrades. System-wide upgrades. They gave me these, and then they took them back. So I called Lea, and I said, how can you take them back?

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

No Jews involved? No. Mark Bernt, the teacher from Miramonti Elementary School, who's accused of 23 lewd acts against the young kids, pleaded not guilty in court today. Listen, I've said this before, my lasagna eating rule, I don't know where we're at with society, I told you.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

He also has a very demonic glimmer in his eyes. Because I saw a bunch of photos of him today. And there's a lot of photos of him posing with kids. These weren't the photos that they found. Here's my argument, though. I'm going to make the spoon in the jizz argument, which came first. Pardon the pun. But what I'm saying is this. Oh, knowing what he did, I think he has a demonic glimmer. Believe me, I got a stepdad I could show you a couple pictures of.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

A state lawmaker bothered by the publicly released 911 call involving Demi Moore has made it her mission to make sure law enforcement agencies cannot legally release private information from emergency calls. This is something you felt strongly about too. Everything that I complain about eventually will come to fruition.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Assembliwoman Norma Torres has introduced a bill, AB 1275, which would prohibit said agencies from releasing medical or personal identifying information contained in emergency calls. Of course, somebody's going to get killed because they're not going to want to say that whatever celebrity...

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

It's not enough. Look.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Aloitettuna 5.5. koulutus on tapahtunut, ettÀ porniprofiilijat tarvitsevat, ettÀ he kÀyvÀt kondomit, kun he ovat paikassa. MeillÀ on nyt keskustelu. Keskustelu, kun ihmiset, jotka haluavat, ettÀ vanhemmat elokuvat, kÀyvÀt kondomit ja tuntuvat, ettÀ se pitÀÀ heidÀt turvassa. Ja ihmiset, jotka tuntuvat, ettÀ se on valmista tehdÀ sellaisia elokuvia, joita he haluavat. Greg, sinulla on tietoa siitÀ.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Or something like that. That was the first time. It was like Adam Sandler and Adam Rich from whatever the show was, Eight is Enough. And this was, according to the person who tweeted me, Sweet Lil Films. Oh, really? Unless the person was joking. Oh.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Yesterday was Super Tuesday. As we record this, the results have not all come back. But so far we know that Gingrich won Georgia and Romney won Virginia and Vermont. But it's not just Super Tuesday. It's also Oreo's 100th birthday.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

No, mutta jos vain se ei ole enÀÀ, niin heillÀ on erityinen viimeinen birthday oreo, joka sanoo oreo 100. Ja sen sisÀllÀ on isoja ja rauhoja sisÀllÀ. He ovat juuri kuin... Pienempi kukki on parempi kuin parhaimmat oreot. Sanoisin, ettÀ minun voisi mennÀ... Sanoisin, ettÀ minun voisi mennÀ...

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Do not dream too high. This is just a wafer. Just sustenance. And barely even that. So advertisers aren't the only ones pulling their products from the Rush Limbaugh show. After learning that his song Sledgehammer was played during Limbaugh's rant...