Alison Rosen

Cheese that has sweat on it.

Can I refinance the apartment I rent?

Good news.

Surprise.

I would have done that even if the room was available.

And cars.

That's a waste of my time.

Because the rest of us aren't going to ever have to deal with them.

zebra that it was the fastest but that's not really doing it a service because once you leave the confines of the game ward you're going to get picked off i'm having flashbacks of doing some kind of yard dash 50 year i don't know what it was some timed race thing in pe when i was a kid and there's a photo we were on the blue team or the gold team i was on the gold team there's a photo of all the kids regular blue it was dark blue

They're all the regular kids, like near the finish line.

And then there's me, and I'm like this blob in my dolphin shorts and orange gold shirt, just huffing.

Trying, like so far behind them.

I'm like a fat Cheeto.

I don't know.

Now I got to know.

Yeah, now we're peaked.

Yeah, you showed a car ahead of him.

Yeah, the white car just, yeah.

And if you care enough about this to report it, why not actually Google it?

What did they call you?