Alison Rosen

Okay.

You know who was a not unattractive Jesus?

The Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar, the movie, if anyone else saw that.

He was also in Of Mice and Men, that guy.

That's one of those anachronistic crushes, sort of like the one I had on the kid who played Artful Dodger in Oliver when I was six.

Can't be like Jersey Shore Jesus.

So the murder trial of Oscar Pistorius opened on Monday in South Africa.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

He pleaded not guilty to the murder of girlfriend model Reva Steenkamp.

And testimony – the initial testimony started with Michelle Berger, who was a neighbor, who says that she heard –

Four gunshots.

And then she recalled the sound of, quote, blood curdling screams from a woman who prosecute who from Steenkamp.

She says it's the most useless feeling I've ever had in my life.

I knew something terrible was happening in that house.

Early testimony focused on whether the screams that she heard were those of.

Mm-hmm.

Quote, I heard her voice during the shots.

Shortly after the shots was the last time I heard that woman.

I think it has to do with the profile a little bit.