Allegra Frank

We are going to, like, craft night at, like, a senior center.

Except we aren't even safe at the senior center because these old ladies, you know, they're popping off.

We have to be in a closed, contained environment and there must be no windows and nothing they can repel off at all.

I literally called it I'm practiced.

Exactly.

A nursing home with a basement is the best place for these guys.

Thank you for giving me an amazing story that I'm gonna steal and tell other people now.

I'm gonna blog about this one.