Allegra Frank

My friend in her class saw people on the Zanga reading it in class being like, oh my God, this is creepy.

Why was this person writing about the joke I made?

Why was this person saying they saw me in the cafeteria?

What is this?

Like everyone discovering my little baby gossip girl blog.

And then they turned and they saw my friend and they were like, this sounds a lot like you and like your schedule.

Was this you?

And my friend was like, I didn't do this at all.

I had nothing to do with this, but I don't want to tell you who it was because I'm not going to blow up my friend's fault, but I'm not taking the fall.

And she told me this and I was like, but low key, what if you took the fall?

Loki, what if you just kind of rolled with it?

Like, I would do it for you, she said, lying.

You know, like.

She said lying.

She said lying.

Like, I was not about to take ownership because nobody paid attention to me.

I was so unpopular.

My friend also was unpopular, but like a little slightly less so.

She could take the hit.

I couldn't take a hit.