Allison Rosen
speaker
861 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 12 Sep
Allison Rosen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 2.
Appearances
It's like... Professional driver or someone who just got their license.
Why does a German pussy not come with a radar detector?
Yeah.
Have you ever had one?
You know what you need?
You need my mom in the car with you, because she does that thing where even before you make any slight turn, she braces herself and throws her feet against the door and her hand against the door.
It's related to if they're driving, throwing the arm against the passenger to hold them back.
Something tells me the leaf blower.
The test found that a Ryobi four-stroke leaf blower kicked out almost seven times more oxides of nitrogen and 13.5 times more carbon monoxide than the Raptor, which InsideLine.com once called, quote, the ultimate Michigan mudslinger.
It's the kind of truck where if you see someone driving it, you think, small penis.
An Echo two-stroke leaf blower performed even worse, generating 23 times the carbon dioxide and nearly 300 times more non-methane hydrocarbons than the Raptor.
You know what?
I bet a lot of it is phlegm, too.
Because you know how people are always coughing up phlegm on the street?
Or lick the ground.
1983.
What can we do?
No, but I mean, someone listening right now who's like, yes, fuck.
Really, really?
Everyone has a friend who has a friend who has a friend whose eye was taken out by a lawn dart.
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