Alonzo Bowden
👤 Speaker
137
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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Well, you write the letter.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
But she might be glad you left.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Yes.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
I actually go with you on this one, Peter.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
I think the birds have figured it out.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
They haven't figured it out.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
I think the birds figured, they said, you know what?
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
They fly into windows.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Those birds, those birds.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
The birds, they saw the birds with the cigarette butts.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
They were like, those are some prettier birds than us.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Right.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
They talk to each other.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
They say, you having a problem with parasites?
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Try, you know, Marlboro.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
How do they know that the comet's filled with alcohol?
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
I think that these researchers were watching one shark and they thought he was by himself.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
And that shark's buddy swam up behind him and shared the researcher.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Well, obviously, I haven't been eating.
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We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Yeah, exactly.