Amanda Carpenter

I would cancel the internet.

I would take him to an Amish farm and he would never go online again.

Yeah, but that's kind of my answer to everything.

My take on like the whole looks maxing thing is just women have been doing this insane stuff to their bodies for a long time.

And so I'm kind of humored by the fact that men are getting into it and then they're acting like, oh, this is something new and cool and edgy and masculine.

Like, no, you're doing crappy plastic surgery to yourself.

That's what you're attempting.

But also just the idea of like...

I got to tell you this.

So, you know, there's the Mar-a-Lago face.

It's real, right?

You can recognize it.

The thing that I can't get out of my head, I want your reaction to this, is that when you see it on women, it's like women impersonating drag queens impersonating women.

Right?

Yes.

Because they do what drag, like the big eyelashes, all the same kind of enhancements.

Right?

Yeah, it is totally drag.

You're not a straight woman and I've never been to drag.

I think it's a MAGA conservative woman, though.