Andrew Callaghan

Vice was following me around making a documentary about me. And Vice said that it was their protocol at the time that they had to wear N95 masks because they would get fired if they were like in a red state at that time without a mask. And if you know that during that time, wearing a mask in a red state was like wearing a MAGA hat in Portland, Oregon.

So they were following me around with these masks on and it was making people in the Sturgis Spike Week environment think that I was a liberal that was there to shame them for not being masked while they were outside. So one night I figured, OK, I'm going to get Vice to leave town by spray painting. Vice News was here all over this historic town.

So they were following me around with these masks on and it was making people in the Sturgis Spike Week environment think that I was a liberal that was there to shame them for not being masked while they were outside. So one night I figured, OK, I'm going to get Vice to leave town by spray painting. Vice News was here all over this historic town.

So they were following me around with these masks on and it was making people in the Sturgis Spike Week environment think that I was a liberal that was there to shame them for not being masked while they were outside. So one night I figured, OK, I'm going to get Vice to leave town by spray painting. Vice News was here all over this historic town.

So that they kind of hit the streets in the morning and get chased off by bands of vigilantes from this town. I grew up writing graffiti, so it was kind of an impulse. And that's why I'm happy I'm so sober. So I write Vice News on a historic building. I went, Vice was here. Fuck the police. Then I go over and I do a tag.

So that they kind of hit the streets in the morning and get chased off by bands of vigilantes from this town. I grew up writing graffiti, so it was kind of an impulse. And that's why I'm happy I'm so sober. So I write Vice News on a historic building. I went, Vice was here. Fuck the police. Then I go over and I do a tag.

So that they kind of hit the streets in the morning and get chased off by bands of vigilantes from this town. I grew up writing graffiti, so it was kind of an impulse. And that's why I'm happy I'm so sober. So I write Vice News on a historic building. I went, Vice was here. Fuck the police. Then I go over and I do a tag.

I think I wrote Crazy Horse over a mural of Mount Rushmore with black spray paint. Because I was like, I was so drunk that I was like... Fuck Rushmore. Like, I'm not even particularly well versed in the history of the Black Hills, but I was like, oh, yeah. And so I get arrested by the police chief on scene. I spray painted the side of a Domino's pizza as well.

I think I wrote Crazy Horse over a mural of Mount Rushmore with black spray paint. Because I was like, I was so drunk that I was like... Fuck Rushmore. Like, I'm not even particularly well versed in the history of the Black Hills, but I was like, oh, yeah. And so I get arrested by the police chief on scene. I spray painted the side of a Domino's pizza as well.

I think I wrote Crazy Horse over a mural of Mount Rushmore with black spray paint. Because I was like, I was so drunk that I was like... Fuck Rushmore. Like, I'm not even particularly well versed in the history of the Black Hills, but I was like, oh, yeah. And so I get arrested by the police chief on scene. I spray painted the side of a Domino's pizza as well.

So I had to write an apology letter to Domino's corporate.

So I had to write an apology letter to Domino's corporate.

So I had to write an apology letter to Domino's corporate.

So the chief of police arrest me. He takes me to jail. I'm thinking because I'm from Seattle that I'm not going to get in that much trouble. I go to my court date and they say you might have up to like a year in the state jail. So they gave me a court date for defacing the Mount Rushmore mural. They had put me in the newspaper as like Seattle anarchist activists, Target came to Sturges, whatever.

So the chief of police arrest me. He takes me to jail. I'm thinking because I'm from Seattle that I'm not going to get in that much trouble. I go to my court date and they say you might have up to like a year in the state jail. So they gave me a court date for defacing the Mount Rushmore mural. They had put me in the newspaper as like Seattle anarchist activists, Target came to Sturges, whatever.

So the chief of police arrest me. He takes me to jail. I'm thinking because I'm from Seattle that I'm not going to get in that much trouble. I go to my court date and they say you might have up to like a year in the state jail. So they gave me a court date for defacing the Mount Rushmore mural. They had put me in the newspaper as like Seattle anarchist activists, Target came to Sturges, whatever.

They're a few years too late for the anarchist activist thing. And so during my court date, I say to the judge, I got my tattoo before my court date. I say, how could I have spray painted a Mount Rushmore mural if I have Mount Rushmore tatted on my arm? I have respect for it. Look, I even put it on my body. Took it from one year in jail to five days. Five days.

They're a few years too late for the anarchist activist thing. And so during my court date, I say to the judge, I got my tattoo before my court date. I say, how could I have spray painted a Mount Rushmore mural if I have Mount Rushmore tatted on my arm? I have respect for it. Look, I even put it on my body. Took it from one year in jail to five days. Five days.

They're a few years too late for the anarchist activist thing. And so during my court date, I say to the judge, I got my tattoo before my court date. I say, how could I have spray painted a Mount Rushmore mural if I have Mount Rushmore tatted on my arm? I have respect for it. Look, I even put it on my body. Took it from one year in jail to five days. Five days.

So I served five days in the slammer.