Andrew Kuo
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883 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Andrew Kuo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Your penis?
Oh, so you have a fucked up penis. Is that what you're saying?
Oh. I don't need a description.
Oh, you're not symmetrical is what you're saying. not clean. I don't know what that means. I've never looked at my penis and been like, oh, that doesn't look very clean.
Well, look. It's high and tight. look, Kareem, you're doing well. You're doing well business, career. You can get that fixed if you want to. I'm sure you could find a person that specializes in adult correctional, corrective penis surgery. Be like, yo, I just want to nip and tuck this area right here. That is what it needs. Maybe you should do that for your 40th birthday.
Actually, maybe I'll get that for you for your 40th.
but i don't i just don't know what the point is because i'm already married i already have a baby i don't really need my penis anymore that's true you're definitely not using it but i think it's more that like when you look down you're like oh no they they fucked up well first i have to lose about 20 pounds so i can see my penis right that's right that's really the main reason why you're doing this like i need to get a smart scale i already had the smart scale oh wow you've always been smart i like that
Yeah, look, I mean, if you haven't seen it in a while, look, that's when you know that you've got to get your shit together.
Oh, shit. Yeah, man. Look, the foreskin is back, dude. That's what I hear is really hip these days based off of all the chatter in the community. Chad. Chad? Chad. What about Chad? That's your son's name. Oh, God. I'm actually trying to figure that out with my mom. She's been sending me just the most wackadoodle emails with Chinese names.
But I got to. I don't know enough Chinese to get the name right. Right, right, right, right, right, right. And she just sends me an email with just, it's just a paragraph, but it's so long. It's so long.
Yeah, we still want it to be tight. You want like a good first initial. True. Right. You have a good first initial. I have a great first initial. She was giving me all these terrible ideas that start with the letter Y. I was like, a Y dot? That's not going to work. Z dot could be cool. It's funny you say that. She has given me a Z dot. I was like, oh, that might work. An L dot. No?
You don't like the L dot? I don't like the L dot. L dot's too weird. Really? Okay.
A Z dot's really, you don't see that a lot.
It's like, yo, that's my son, Z1000.
Dude, I once went to Vermont on a ski trip, and I was staying at the Stowe... Whatever is a nice hotel on that place in Stowe, like right on the mountain. And... My ex at the time, or my girlfriend at the time, who's obviously now my ex, we went there together and she had to go pay for something at the gift shop. And she was like, oh, can you put it on our room?
And the person behind the register was like, oh, room 1713. He looks at my name, he goes, KU0? It's like, wow.
would why would why would any name ever have a zero in it that doesn't make any sense i love that story um this person in stowe obviously was probably very very white had never seen a last name like mine was probably very confused like i just have to assume that you know you're dating someone that is a robot because otherwise this name would make no sense
Shit, dude. Don't get that. They have this weird sticky rice bowl thing. Don't get that. You'll be really disappointed. Do you know what the hack is if you're trying to be lean? Get the omelet with the salad.
Yeah, that's the obvious hack. High protein salad.
Where'd you guys go for that?
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