Andrew Kuo

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883 appearances 14 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2025 last heard Jun 2025

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I think they've got a little bit of skin flake in the middle. Before I had glasses, because now I'm so old I have to wear glasses all the time, I used to look at people with dirty glasses and go, dude, come on. A little bit of self-respect, please. Just get a tissue and wipe them clean. And now my reading glasses are like old people's glasses. They've got the skin flake. They've got the thing.
It's really bad.
It's really disgusting.
Well, no, I used to, but now I am one of those people. So I'm kind of, I've got a newfound empathy for the...
but the skin stuff like if someone you know like if i forgot my glasses and you have to borrow someone's reading glasses and you get them it's like it's like it's like the facial toe jam it's really disgusting it's quite disgusting and really hard to cope with but then because they've lent you their glasses see yeah i'm just getting rid of this i'm just getting rid of the skin i don't know do they look good on me they look really good on you i think they look better
Look, put these back on and then see.
No, it's because you can see your eyebrows now and you've got great eyebrows. No, thank you so much. You don't wax or thread, do you?
As I can tell from your glasses.
I'm blind. I'm not reading my... See, this is the one... This is the one good thing about being clinically blind is that everyone looks fantastic. I look fantastic in the mirror, actually.
Yeah, until you see a photograph of yourself and you go, whoa.
And what does naturally beautiful mean?
In 2004? Oh, my God. So I must have slipped way down the list since then, since it's 2025. So 21 years ago, I was the third most naturally beautiful woman in the world.
Okay, well, you think that made my currency go up or down, but that was 21 years ago.
Oh, yeah, definitely. I want to get two or three more.
It's really, really expensive.
But it also means you have to work, which I'm not so keen on doing. I want to be at home in my garden with my chickens.
With my gun?
My garden.
My garden, because I kill things and I want to learn to not kill things.
An epidemic of Australians?
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