Andrew Muscarella
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113 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Andrew Muscarella’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So I just delete everything that ever existed on my phone. Yeah. Crazy person.
But you always, what's funny is that you guys always like give it a name that day.
I choke every single time I do it. That's what they like. Sometimes like to just watch me do it to laugh. It's like a great, but no, I'm so happy. I never got into vaping. I mean, it's stupid.
Vaping. A vape culture. I've done like weed vapes before, but I'm also off the weed train. You are? Did you guys quit weed? I did recently. What happened? I was getting to a point where I, I'm an anxious person. I don't know if you knew that, but I'm an anxious person. So when I would like get high, it was supposed to calm people down and I would just like spiral in my head.
So I was like, why am I actually doing this? And then I would do like, I would do it at like 7 PM before I went to sleep. But then I would just like go down in the basement, the basement. go down into my room, which is in the basement. I feel like I'm Cinderella, but I go down in the basement. Freddy Krueger. And I sit there by myself and I'm like, why am I not being social right now?
It just would make me less social.
And I never know how much I'm supposed to be taking. We've had some crazy, well, edible stories.
Oh my God. Yeah. Can you imagine the headlines the next day? It's like Trixie Mattel stands up at Wicked. Was it on Broadway?
What would I say? Did you guys ever do plays? Were you theater people? No. So that was one thing for us is like we're repressed theater gays. We just never did theater. And it's something that we regret deeply.
And you're, and you're a straight person that loves greatest showman. So that sucks. Straight people. What's going on there in general? Like what's going on there? I feel like you've been on the record saying that you'd never want to be near a straight person. No, no, no, no, No, no, no.
Dolly Parton at the Superbowl. Yeah.
So I came out pretty late. I came out at 23.
I came out 23 times. No one believed me. Everyone was like, you're gay, you're gay. No, it took me until I was 23. But once I turned 23... Wasn't it four years ago?
Yeah, it was. Is that four years ago?
That's so fierce. But it was going into 2020 and I was like, oh my God, obviously 2020, like clear vision.
I had a comb over. My whole life I had a comb over. Are you bald? No, but like, I mean, like I would take my hair and I would brush it to the side. Like I was a father of four. Okay. And like, yeah, it was like taking my kids to soccer and it was just like wavy. And then I, one day just started to curl my hair. But once I came out, it was 2020.
Then we're in the pandemic and I'm like, what the fuck do I do? Like I'm gay.
So what, what do gay people do? Yeah. Watch drag race. Watch drag race. So I binged the entire thing that and queer eye. Cause I thought that was the two things.
But I didn't have, I was like, again, I was isolated. I was alone and I wasn't telling people I was doing all of these things. And I was just, just, it was like drag race, queer eye, drag race, queer eye. And then I left the pandemic. I was, I was one. This is me.
It's not true. We were driving past a lot. I was like, oh, this is going to be really hard for you to hear, but I'm not going to be with you on Thursday.
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