Andrew Schultz

speaker
214 appearances 4 recordings 4 series first heard Sep 2024 last heard 20 May

Andrew Schultz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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He goes, what are you doing?
So I say, I'm going to Subway.
for a turkey sandwich.
All of a sudden, I get another text.
Joe liked you getting a turkey sandwich.
What the fuck would I care what he likes?
I mean, what kind of world if we turned into Facebook?
Everybody wants to be connected, why?
Because Zuckerberg said, who's living on his own private fucking island, and you're all connected.
Let me tell you something, we hate each other.
We don't want to be together.
I got a DM, cause you can't even get rid of anybody today.
I get a DM from a girl I went with when I was 17.
She be like, I heard you doing really good.
So I wrote back, I heard you was dead.
I hoped you were dead cause you were no good fucking whore.
Yeah, we don't want to be connected.
You know how it feels when you get in the elevator, right?
And there's nobody there.
Greatest feeling in the world.
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