Andy Johnson

What?

There is an alternate universe where I face all of these teams in person, face to face, and the Bulls are like, what do you mean I'm the assistant to the regional manager?

And then the Cubs are like, what do you mean I'm hitting on girls at 2 a.m.

?

I heard you said I was Dwight Schrute.

Well, at some point, we're going to have to start paying a toll for all these examples and analogies and illustrations.

Nothing more insulting than the 2 a.m.

holler.

Go talk to that girl over there.

She looks interested.

To you.

Runs off.

I'm going to quote Dustin William William Rhodes.

Who pointed out this morning that if the Cubs finish the month 500, that's a good month.

Given the schedule, given what they were dealing with on their own as their own main character, I feel like for the Cubs and the respective record, when you're playing in Philadelphia, as I mentioned, you're playing in, you're at Dodger Stadium, you're at Petco on the West Coast.

You do have that series at home against the Mets.

Who gave the Cubs some challenges?

But Edwin Diaz ain't walking through that door.

Juan Soto's still trying to get back.

Same time, though, you know these are very talented teams.