Andy Stumpf

I think there might be some aspect of that, the fidelity and the ability to truly see clearly in that moment.

Yeah.

pulling you and anchoring you into that.

There's something there.

The number of pictures I have received via email of people taking pictures of their kids bathrooms and basically saying, I thought I was the only one.

It always takes longer to do it wrong is the bottom line.

And we all are tempted with these shortcuts.

My children, their bathroom, if there was going to be an Ebola outbreak in the U.S., it might start there.

I don't know anything about Ebola, but I feel like it might start there.

So as with most bathrooms, there's toilet paper rolls.

And my kids, when they finish the toilet paper roll, instead of popping it off the holder, taking it and going and getting a new one, they go get a new one.

And they sit it right there.

So it's like...

empty toilet paper roll up against the wall.

You would think that when this one is done, they would take them both, but instead they do this.

So there's two against the wall and then the other roll goes here.

Now I can't use this one because this is open, but when this roll is done, you would think

that they wouldn't create a pyramid, which historically, from my understanding of math, isn't great to balance things on.

But they will make a pyramid and then put this up here.

And inevitably, this roll goes forward, hits the ground behind the toilet, and then they start screaming from the bathroom, I need toilet paper, Dad, to which I respond, you got yourself there.