Andy Stumpf

You can figure it out on your own.

And so the point in all of this is if you don't want to be somebody screaming for a toilet paper roll, it actually takes less time to go.

And when you're out of toilet paper, disconnect it, throw it away on the way and bring another one in.

It's the same thing as laundry.

Do you laundry?

I'm not perfect at this by any stretch, but do your laundry, fold your laundry, put it away.

That always takes less time than do your laundry in a pile.

Then you're in a pinch and you're looking for your t-shirt, whatever shirt you want to wear.

And I own a lot of black clothing.

Oh, I do too.

It's all blues, blacks, and occasional red.

The red ones are easy to find in that particular cohort, but otherwise you're in there taught and it's stuff inside out.

So you don't know if it's got the right logo.

There's socks coming out of the sleeves.

5x the amount of time that would take you as opposed to just wash your laundry, dry it, fold it, put it away.

I have tried to express this message to my children to the limits of my vocabulary.

I went into my daughter's bathroom before we came up here.

There was three rolls of toilet paper.

Two of them were empty and wedged on the side, and the third one was vertical.

And I just closed the door and walked away, pretend like it didn't happen.