Andy Zaltzman

And the NHS modernisation bill, which will streamline medical data with the introduction of a single patient record, who the single patient will be, is to be decided via a TV reality show with the illest people in the country pitching to a panel of celebrity medical judges.

We'll have full updates on how all those bills do on their process through whatever's left of Parliament over the next 10 years on the Bugle.

Donald Trump meets someone he's obviously scared of news now.

And Josh, exciting times in America.

Donald Trump has been to China for a meeting with President cricket team of, sorry, President 11.

Sorry, President Xi got there eventually.

It was, I mean, it was a tough one.

I found watching Trump and Xi made me think if I was a fly on a wall,

at that meeting, whose sandwich would I vomit on first?

It was a tough call.

How did Trump's visit go down in America?

There was an element of awkwardness about it, I thought.

Well, yeah.

You think that's, you know, if you're like a journalist, you're interviewing Roger Federer, getting through a whole interview without mentioning his tennis career.

It's like, hey, I've been working really hard on this stuff.

Well, Xi said to Trump, we should be partners, which might not be language Trump is overly familiar with.

The art of the partnership, not amongst his many book titles.

Partnership for Trump... I mean, partnership generally involves elements of give and take.

Whereas Trump's career suggests that for him, give and take means you give...

He takes.