Ann Jones

Here's Patti Brennan.

The female is left with a reproductive tract that looks like a Halloween display at a jelly factory.

It's completely fixed.

The female has flooded the area with wound healing, bug fighting baddies.

She goes from attacked by an immersion blender to ready for babies in 24 hours.

30 to 45 minutes of a whole ass adult male alpaca mounted on you from behind.

Anyone's knees are going to give out.

It just wouldn't work.

Yeah, mating alpacas do look like they're sort of Netflix and chilling on the sofa, a really fluffy spooning maneuver.

She doesn't look worried about his bludgeoning, ripping penis.

And she certainly doesn't seem worried about the fact that she's immobilized on the ground, ready to be preyed upon by a puma who's noticed the ruckus.

Patty, what in the flying duck is going on?

That's the bone on the inside of some mammals' penises.

She's getting an erection, the clitoral version of one.

Amazing.

So she's having a little snack at the same time as getting a little back scratch.

I know.

Female pleasure.

Is that the biggest weapon we have in the war of sexual evolution?

Well, that is a question for the next episode of Sex is... Can I say one thing about Samuel?