Anna Williamson

But that's how it happens.

And so what I believe is he thought, brilliant, cash cow situation here.

Get the Katie prize.

Now, what I don't think he probably bet himself on...

is this was going to go a bit Pete Tong.

And I think because of everything that's unravelled, of course, when you have literally then Rabbit in Headlights in Backed Into a Corner, where you've got the UK's breakfast show, you've got Susanna Reid sitting there going, where are you, Lee Andrews?

And he's going, I'm on my way back from Dubai.

He's then going, well, I've got literally nothing I can do.

He can't fucking get out of the country.

He cannot leave.

But he knows that he literally was like, shit, how I'm now going like a total tick because I've got nowhere else to go with this story.

I can't long it out anymore.

I can't fib my way out of why I can't conveniently get back to the UK.

So all I'm going to have to do now is literally go to ground.

It's a where's Wally situation.

And I'm going to have to go dark.

I'm going to have to completely come off grid because that is the only way.

And I'm going to have to come up with a... This is what I believe it to be.

And I'm going to have to come up with the most bullshit reason why.

And I think in his head, he probably thinks it's going to be plausible and get away with it.