Ari Matti
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Podcast Appearances
Legally, I'm not saying Forest Whitaker had a thing to do with it.
I'm just saying it's pretty freaking convenient.
Forest Whitaker, you think we didn't notice that Biggie Smalls was part of the Lazy Eyelid community?
They never did find his killer, did they?
It's almost as if the detective was so close to the case, he couldn't see the forest through the trees.
How many children won't be oppressed anymore when you fall, when you fall?
You had the chance to show the world it's not just you.
Instead he's out here acting like y'all need him to normalize normal eyes.
Seeing you waltzing around the Star Wars universe in Rogue One, trying to send us a message.
And you're gonna be the only one in the future with a lazy eyelid.
How many lazy-eyed stars will be born when you fall?