Ari Shaffir

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303 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 18 May

Ari Shaffir’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Really?

Yeah.

Damn.

I would never have done that, never.

I would pick off their leftovers.

I'm like, These kids don't eat enough.

So this guy can fly private, but he can't afford hand lotion.

And I was like, Oh yeah, sometimes It is fun to talk, like to realize your friends are huge just in a moment.

Like me and De Stefano went to eight game and then we're walking up 'cause he gets like good seats.

And everyone reck I was like, Wait, did you get famous?

He's like, Yeah, hella.

Yeah.

Joe's

walk too close to Joe because snipers sometimes miss.

So nuts.

I walk five I let oh, you wanna stand next to him?

You stand next to him.

I'll stand up with some indoors.

You don't

like mid Fear Factor saying that.

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