Ari Shaffir

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303 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 18 May

Ari Shaffir’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Tiger Woods fun vibe where you're like, he anything, he can't shit on you too much because you're like, remember how you're gonna die in a week?
Yeah.
And then he'd be like, all right, knock it off.
And then yeah,
the menu, guys, I don't think you've ever been with somebody who says one of each, please.
That's not an exaggeration.
It's not an exaggeration.
What a joy.
It was fucking massive eating.
And then you're like, sick, one of each for everybody?
He goes, I mean, get what you want, order something.
Tom Fat was such a piece of shit, disgusting.
He was more gross than you were.
Oh yeah.
Your belly's pushed out.
Tom was a saggy Tom looked like he had the liposurgery, but like good from five hundred to three hundred.
It was
It was some I see old videos of you on this other stuff and it's like
Oh.
Trouble breathing, swallowing, just basic human stuff.
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