Armie Hammer
speaker
381 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 3 Mar
Armie Hammer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I mean, that requires a level of flexibility that I am nowhere near.
But also, like, I thought about that, and then I was like, maybe this is onto something. But then I was like, okay, hold on. But also, like, have I learned nothing from, like, trusting strangers? And then also, is someone who sends a complete stranger a picture of, like, them shoving something into their ass? Yeah. I'm like, yes, yes, but... is this a balanced, healthy person? True. Of course.
You know?
I mean, she's down. Yeah. Am I balanced and healthy? I'm trying, but not really.
My picker is terrible.
Like, my picker is broken. So what do you do? I'm like, I'm basically like an escort now, where I'm like, if you come to me, you better have references.
To make sure that you're not going to kill me publicly.
Good, Armie, because this made me so upset. It made me feel sympathetic towards you during this whole debacle. How do I say this? The DMs on Instagram, you're so trusting, I should say, with these people. And I was like, oh, doesn't he know? Don't do that. Because even... In our world, fans will write you a DM, like an innocent, like, hi, mommy, I love you.
And I'll be like, I love you too, thank you. And then they'll screen grab it and put it as a story. And I'm like, ooh, that was supposed to be private. Even though I said nothing.
Well, it goes to like a really interesting thing of like once you have any sort of like public stage, you're no longer a person to these people. You're a commodity. And that's why you have people coming up to you in public. And I'm sure you guys see this all the fucking time where they walk up already phone in hand and just go, can I get a picture? All right. And they do that. And it's not.
hey, I just want to let you know I really love your show, or hey, I just want to let you know you said something that was really important. My name is Thomas. It's great to meet you. It's always, let me get a picture. Boom. And then they're like, okay, bye. And then immediately look at what I have.
And it turns you from a human being into a commodity, which is one of the weird things about this whole public business.
But I'm saying Snapchat, bro.
I mean, I... What happened?
I was snapping.
I was snapping.
Okay, okay. I was snapping.
I snapped with the best of them.
Were you so, like, was it... This might be a stupid question. But I think Snapchat, you can still... You can still get fucked with on Snapchat.
Yeah, you're going to get fucked. Like, if you're dealing with these people, you're going to get fucked.
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