Ash London

In what universe did any of that happen?

Like I remember once I flew to LA to interview Pink and

for something and then six days later they were like, well, you can interview Harry Styles also in LA.

And I was like, well, I'm not staying in LA for six days so I'll come home first.

That's just not even practical.

I'll just fly 17 hours and then two days later come back because that's a bit of fun.

Good for the air points, good for my frequent fly mouth.

Ridiculous.

Or, you know, like I'm at my hotel one night in LA and then my friend texts me and he's like,

Are you in L.A.?

And I'm like, yeah.

And then he's with Justin Bieber down the road and he's like, oh, swing by.

I'm like, just like not.

What the fuck?

No.

And now I'm expressing like a giant cow in my living room, you know, just milk coming out of my boobs and weird fluids coming out of multiple orifices.

Just hot and sweaty and tired thinking, what do you mean?

This is my life.

This is – so, yeah, it was weird.

It was a big transition and I still –