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Ashley

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Birth-wise.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Birth-wise.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Birth-wise.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

To this day, I am now 38 years old, about to be 39. I've never spoken a word of this, but to one person. We feel so lucky.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Haven’t Confessed to Parents

To this day, I am now 38 years old, about to be 39. I've never spoken a word of this, but to one person. We feel so lucky.